Thursday, November 13, 2008

Love Jokes : Pick Up Line


well im sure all of u are already used to lame pick up lines like 'emm what time is now' or 'can u help me to find bla bla bla'. last week i lepaked with this cool guy named haris and his boss, jeffrey. they opened a shisha stall and serve ppl la of cos. they came to us and told dis interesting pick up line.


haris acted like a guy who wanted to hit on a random chick. and jeffrey was d chick la who else.


haris : emm xcuse me. are u a maxis user?


jeffrey : yeah.


haris : ask me why.


jeffrey : why?


haris : cos i can sense d HOTLINK between us.


dang! i laughed like hell man. seriously never heard of this b4. and i tried this trick to some of d girls that i knew, and surprisingly they said 'whow nice try topan, but uve my number already kan' gaga chilling.


p/s : if a girl were asking me like that, i will tell her 'GET A FUCKING LIFE. U SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WITH UR PHONE' kidding =)

8 comments:

amatt mexes amir said...

wow, gewd 1.rili.

Anonymous said...

Eyh doggy, which one is ur blog now? Wordpress or blogspot?

Haha! Lawak sial dat pick-up line. Why not try it on strangers,eh?

Btw,nanti aku update la blog aku. Really soon,so dun worry.

I miss you bebeh. Haha!

Anonymous said...

owh
topan..
miss u babeh
no longer botak eh?
check out my new hair..hahaha!


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Arief Arf said...

what if im a maxis postpaid user?
adakah hotlink itu tetap wujud?
hahaha

bakrihafizhisham said...

ahahahahhaa

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