Showing posts with label shisha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shisha. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Love Festival : Aidiladha

last monday was hari raya aidiladha or hari raya qurban / korban (both are correct). went to tg karang, a place where u'l find almost every1 is jawanese. me? duno. im portugese persian mix. jk.
well i wud say 'balik kampung' was so interesting. yeah dun expect streamyx or shisha or movie. got paddy fields (is this d correct spelling? i mean sawah padi). so my cousin and i decided to go fishing. plus i planned to take some pics.
frankly speaking, fishing isnt my thing. they said fishing is all bout patience and passion. wtv. but yeah i did enjoy d moment. and we managed to catch ikan keli and ikat puyu. whales? ahh go watch free willy. jk.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Love Jokes : Pick Up Line


well im sure all of u are already used to lame pick up lines like 'emm what time is now' or 'can u help me to find bla bla bla'. last week i lepaked with this cool guy named haris and his boss, jeffrey. they opened a shisha stall and serve ppl la of cos. they came to us and told dis interesting pick up line.


haris acted like a guy who wanted to hit on a random chick. and jeffrey was d chick la who else.


haris : emm xcuse me. are u a maxis user?


jeffrey : yeah.


haris : ask me why.


jeffrey : why?


haris : cos i can sense d HOTLINK between us.


dang! i laughed like hell man. seriously never heard of this b4. and i tried this trick to some of d girls that i knew, and surprisingly they said 'whow nice try topan, but uve my number already kan' gaga chilling.


p/s : if a girl were asking me like that, i will tell her 'GET A FUCKING LIFE. U SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WITH UR PHONE' kidding =)